Even Dr. Seuss Wouldn't Like This Cat

I do not like

this one so well.

All he does

is yell, yell, yell.

I will not have this one about.

When he comes in

I put him out.

-Dr. Seuss

After waking me by climbing on my head, fighting with the other cats, scratching on my dresser mirror, licking my face, and generally causing mayhem, he found himself on a fast track to the basement. He's quiet today, and when he looks at me, I feel like he's plotting his next move.

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